Are you ready for THE Music Awards? Too bad, all we get is a runaway orphan subplot and an introduction to the character with the silliest hair in the entire series. It’s spelled D-a-n-s-e, obviously.

Our weekly Jem song is ‘She Makes an Impression’, performed by Britta Phillips and CWTA Podcast’s intro/outro song is ‘Bizarre Dub Triangle’, by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.

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