This week we discuss the practicality of using an oyster for a mermaid shell bikini and Rio’s torrid affair with a photographer on the dusty floor of a darkroom. Please send help, Kristen still can’t believe that Rio jumped into the pool with his socks on.

Our weekly Jem song is ‘We Can Change It’, performed by Britta Phillips and CWTA Podcast’s intro/outro song is ‘Bizarre Dub Triangle’, by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.

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