Whoa, it’s a Roxy episode! Hold onto your butt, because Jem is going to rock the illiteracy right out of it. Joe imagines a future filled with puke-green t-shirts and Kristen fights to defend the intellect of Philadelphia residents. Let Ba Nee shame you for being illiterate on this week’s CWTAJ! Wait, but if I can’t read, how did I write this summary?

Our weekly Jem song is ‘I’m Gonna Change', performed by Ellen Bernfeld. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'Groove Is in the Heart (Instrumental)' by Deee-Lite and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.