I’m not even sure what to say about this one. Kristen chronicles her storied hatred of cartoon monkeys and Joe doesn’t have the patience for a pervert pirate that can’t take a hint. She deserves better than this, but like it or not, it’s another Shana episode! Hide your face so the world can never find you, on this week’s CWTAJ!

Our weekly Jem song is ‘Everybody Wears A Mask, performed by Britta Phillips. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'Groove Is in the Heart (Instrumental)' by Deee-Lite and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.