Stop the podcast! There’s no episode this week, because Jem is gone!

...Or is she?? Riot executes a Looney Toonsy plan to literally kidnap Jem, and she seems sort of fine with it. Joe brings Jem’s passport up again and Kristen fantasizes about The Misfits that could have been. Get ready, everyone. CWTAJ is now operating at Peak Pizzazz.

Our weekly Jem song is ‘Top of The Charts’, performed by Ellen Bernfeld. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.