Welcome back! In this three episode spectacular, Joe and Kristen cover the origin story of the Transformers and ask a lot of questions with no good answers.

Why do they fly? Why can they swim? How do car parts translate to body parts? How rubies give energy?

Don't worry, it's a cartoon for children.

Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at cwtapod@gmail.com with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.