...Just bear with me while I resist making another tired Finger Eleven reference.

Phew. Deep breath. Okay.

It's time for another goofy invention episode! Wheeljack is back to his old trick-jacks, and basically makes a Medusa machine or something? Ironhide gets to mope around all day and, you'll never believe this, the Decepticons want to steal this new invention and use it against the Autobots.

Joe likes how Bumblebee handles a tricky situation with a cop. Kristen meets her new-favorite-character-by-default. A girl! A girl with a name! Can you believe it? MIT-Certified Super Lady Genius Carly finally makes her debut. (How old is she, exactly...?)

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