Sometimes it's fun to throw logic out the window and just go NUTS, you know? Megatron has fine-tuned his creepy cloning technology, so let's talk about that!

A weird plan to get all the autobots to drive into a ditch that will kill them gets too stupid for everyone involved! There's two Optimuses (Optimi?), and even the real one isn't smart enough to come up with a conclusive way to prove his identity. It's like that episode of Sailor Moon! Remember? You remember, right???

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