Cash and T.J. discuss having sex with big foot, vacationing with Whoopi Goldberg, handsome voice over stars, penises to scale, rope swing conceptions, partying with Einstein, gaining weight on meth, getting your time machine in order, being "stoned" to death, and how to give the spork more street credibility.

Quite possibly the best one yet. Memorize this episode and write a rock ballad about it...

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