Cash and TJ discuss the paradox of choice, sleep dialing, Olympic orgies, itinerant beards, exclusive vowels, accidental heroines, wrist guard waitresses, hair ultimatums, and ask the question, "Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter?

In an effort to make it creepy, this entire episode is in "air quotes"….

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