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In which Lee Forrester deserved better; we have somehow made 187 of these; Bizarre Adventures is accurately named; the Grey sisters do not steal a yacht; trite jerks are doubly offensive; Black Panther is everything and you should go see it right now; Namor has a type; Attuma reads like an import from Game of Thrones; Florida is the Australia of North America; Iceman has a good weekend; half of the Vanisher materializes in Poughkeepsie; and Jay's mom is the best Cable.

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What Lee Forester has been up to
How this happened
Bizarre Adventures #27
The not-particularly-secret lives of the X-Men
Jay's Book of Irrelevant Headcanon
"The Brides of Attuma"
Sara Grey
Several incidents in the life of Jean Grey
A plan as ineffectual as it is dastardly
"Winter Carnival"
"Titan Up the Defense"
The peculiar predominance of ice sculpture in the Marvel Universe
Bubba
The Apple Profile
Festive bandits
A heist
A very fancy cane
"Show Me the Way to Go Home"
Nightcrawler's favorite movie
The Count Duckula theme song
Some very friendly ladies
ECCC cosplay
Sev the Oracle
Whether Buffy is a Summers sibling
Whom we would merge with cosmic forces
The Queen of Nevers

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