Don’t mind Mike, Ann and Bobby—they’re just here recapping the latest week of TBTL until your friends return, and awkwardly ask for their spots back. Until then, feel free to fastpod this episode at any speed you like, as long as you laugh at all the spoofs, and stay tuned after for the series premiere of The Eagle & The Cowboy. (Better yet, once you’re done, go listen to GROUP podcast, and order a DropMix for someone you love.)

Plus, Bobby designed a T-shirt, Ann loved Lisbon, Christy is a snackspreader, Mike has a few words for creepy old dudes, and we’re glad Andrew is more or less OK, but that doesn’t mean we care about some things he drew in 2013.