Clap clap clap clap. Very good, Johnny. Now it’s time for Carrie to read the class her book report on Bob Larson’s “Satanism: The Seduction of America’s Youth.” Learn which animal’s blood is tastiest to Satanists, why murderers love reporting themselves to Bob, and the unexpected Satanic use of helicopters. Plus, one of Bob’s former employees goes on the record about her bizarre and difficult period working for Bob’s ministry.

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