Race to Witch Mountain. This movie has RACING and WITCHES and MOUNTAINS!! ...except it really doesn't have any of those things.

This Disney remake that nobody asked for features aliens, taxis and is probably a heavy-handed climate change allegory PROPAGATED BY THE RIGHT WING FAKE NEWS LIBERAL MEDIA. Okay, maybe not the last thing but we're keeping our minds open, sheeple.

Also!!
Dwayne Johnson article in Vice!!
Blake Shelton (??) steals DJ's crown as Sexiest Man Alive!!
New "Rampage" details!!

As always, please rate/review/share the show! Do any of your friends like The Rock? OF COURSE THEY DO! So share the show, jabronis!