Pretty clever name, huh? Bound to get us tons of google hits, right? Some guy from the BBC emailed me a few weeks ago with a message that went something like, "cor blimey, chip chip cheerio, thanks for leaving the crown, ya bloody cunt, but I stumbled upon your bloody blog, and I would like to ask you some questions about the AltRight", and rather than saying, "okay, shoot me some questions", I said, "you should check out our podcast first." He responded with, "fine, ya bloody cunt, I din't wanna talk to a Paki-bashing racist cunt like you anyway." And so, I blew my chances at stardom.

HOWEVER, in order to rectify the situation, I deliberately named the episode with the sheer intent of getting google hits, so that Nigel or whatever that Limey's name is who emailed me, would email me back and see JUST HOW important the Savage Hippies really ARE. I mean, we have fuckin' Milo Yiannopoulos, Yvette Felarca and Jim Goad as guests ON OUR FUCKIN' SHOW!!! And, though we don't get the REAL Milo Yiannopoulos, Yvette Felarca and Jim Goad on the show, we get their LIKENESSES instead. This is far more important in many cases. Like, for instance, if you're a fan of 70s martial arts films, but were sad that Bruce Lee passed away, you were probably satisfied that you had Bruce Li, Bruce Lai and Lee Bruce to take the place of the deceased actor. Similarly OUR show features special guests Filo Yiannopoulos, Yvette Velarca and Chim Goad.

Then we send all three of them packing at about 27 minutes, and Ann decides to record the rest of the show in an underground catacomb. At this point, we discuss everything from my circumcised dick to Sharon Osbourne's finding it amusing when a man had his severed dick go down a garbage disposal to something else that probably has to do with someone's dick to how some fat Nazi kid can't find a gurl to sleep with him, so he has to play with his dick and stalk and dox Ann. David isn't on this episode, and I'm SURE it's because he was sticking his dick in something.

Hey, so can we attend CPAC next year, or do the all the guys in suits have dicks up their asses and thus don't want people who constantly talk about their dicks at their respectable conservative conference? I PROMISE that I've NEVER had a dick - black, white OR Asian - up my ass like that Milo fellow, though I have stuck mine in the buttholes of two lovely ladies, to whom I was monogamously pledged to in my mid-20s.

Oh, and SPOILER ALERT: ANN "I DON'T TRUST HIM ON FREE SPEECH, BUT HE'S AT LEAST BETTER THAN HILLARY CLINTON" STERZINGER CONCEDES IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF THE EPISODE THAT TRUMP IS A BAD ASS, AND EXPLAINS WHY.

For this week's Sounds of Marshabaloosh segment we feature Solar Flare recording artists Pigs and their song "Amateur Hour in Dick City", which not only fits the "dick" theme of this week's episode, but is from from their second and latest album Wronger, and features guitarist/singer Dave Curran, who also plays bass in the noise-metal band, Unsane, one of my favorite bands of all time. Pigs play a mix of Zeppelin-style heavy rock with a hardcore edge, delivering brutal bloozy and heavy riffs, a killer groove and harsh vocals. Oh, and Curran is a big-time fan of Thomas Sowell, so that gives him about fifty-bajillion points 'round these parts. Check out "Amateur Hour in Dick City" at http://music.solarflarerds.com/track/amateur-hour-in-dick-city.

The song at the end is "The Diet Has Failed" by Yesticles, and I did the art, which is why it sucks.