Too much news, too little time. In spite being recorded merely DAYS ago, we're ALREADY behind, what with Michael Avenatti getting indicted and Jussie Smollett getting his charges dropped with possible connections to Barack Obama and his husband Michelle. Instead Elya, Rachel, and I discuss the New Zealand church shooter, the Mueller report and its exoneration of President Trump, Beto O'Rourke's relative coolness, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg's oldness, the last of which would seem like a rather passe and rote topic by this point, except that Sam Adams decided to RELEASE A BEER IN HER HONOR. That's right, a Ruth Bader Ginsburg themed BEER. We also answer listener questions.

Oh, and I go off on the admins of Joe Bob Briggs FB group, because they're totally gay for throwing me out for doing what Joe Bob does, which is crack crude jokes. But, hey, that's what happens when you let women and their white knight enablers run a group; all of a sudden things become "problematic." I see Troma and Feral House books getting corrupted in much the same way, with younger, progressive female employees deeming older works in both companies' libraries "problematic" and having them expunged. 

For Sounds of Marshabaloosh, we play a tune by Beto O'Rourke's 90s indie rock band Foss, who basically sound like a poor man's Superchunk crossed with a poor man's Slint. Check 'em out at

Shannon Bowman did the hip, skiddly-doo artwork, and the song at the end is "The Diet Has Failed" by the Yesticles.