Need to learn how to fall asleep? Take one part seance, add some Abba and mix in a bit of Napoleon and you'll have a bedtime story to sleep to. We are happy to provide another Trending Twitter Tale based on what was trending in 7/17/14 at about 8:25pm PDT. Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is trending on twitter. Older episodes can be found here The Tweets Elaine Stritch (Rest in Peace) Malayasian Airlines (not used) #MH17 (not used) Ukraine (not used) #amwriting #BecaUnica #DMmeBrent Destiny #KidsChoiceSports The Links Paradox Doctor Demento Weird Al's New Album "Mandatory Fun" Berkeley City College Dyslexia Seer Seance Bon efants Song "Waterloo" Battle of Waterloo ABBA Napoleon Eurovision Song Contest Malta Power Pop Abdicate Abba as "Daddy" for God Elizabeth Johnson Jesus as Jewish reformer? Alan Partridge Steven Coogan   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman