In honor of Valentines Day, we have a very slow moving love story. If the speed doesn't make you jaded the outcome will. So get some sleep and dream of better things than a man in a jughead style hat pestering me in a coffee shop in order to penetrate my comfort zone with his goose chase. 5:12 Thanks 10:35 Trending Twitter Starts with some bird talk 15:13 Some semblance of a story starts