Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. You’re probably going to have some questions after this episode. I'm not sure who has the answers. You could try asking Emmett, but I'm fairly certain she has no idea what's going on, either. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door.

For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/