Sept. 13-19: Al Pacino's back, a doctor named Doogie, Costner strikes out, an attempted Vonnegut adaptation, behind the scenes with Jon Cryer and Jay Mohr, Megan Fox is a femme fatale, Matt Damon's a dweeb, Archer starts his spy game, classes begin for the Greendale Human Beings and it's raining meatballs, hallelujah.