Round 1: Yeah. It’s time to admit it. I’m jealous of Air Force Pilots.

Round 2: Navy officer gets disciplined for acting like a navy officer and thumbing his nose at the lowly enlisted vagabonds.

Round 3: Love is in the air. I have unearthed a treasure trove of beautiful, beautiful letters from the front lines of a non-disclosed combat tour. It’s not soft to get hard about your love

Round 4: An Army Staff Sergeant Captain was caught on tape bullying the shit out of a smaller fella. He went from neighborhood captain america to the Gob Bluth “I’ve made a huge mistake” meme in an instant that involved over 2 million views just on twitter.

Round 5: The Macarena is basically a song about Jodie.