Great use of a colon there Bren. Much improved from last week

 

Round 1: The Army has issued guidance for the appropriate use of emojis so troops can avoid sexual assault and harassment charges and we have some questions about this.

Round 2: A remarkable piece was released by the Washington Post about the War in Afghanistan that confirms what many have long suspected.

Round 3: Santa Claus is causing a commotion on Fort Belvoir after he put on his uniform and took the post at a commissary to greet shoppers.