Romance is dead in the new The Married Kama Sutra by Farley Katz and Simon Rich. This week on Arts & Seizures, Mike Edison and Judy McGuire sit down with Farley and Simon to talk about the inevitable misery associated with marriage. Why is their book “the least erotic sex manual of all time”? Learn why Simon and Farley have so many rejected New Yorker cartoons involving feces. Learn how bachelors can improve their dating life by bathing, brushing their teeth, and ditching their futon! Find out where you can get your own signed copy of The Married Kama Sutra! This program has been brought to you by Roberta’s.

“We’re trying to tap into the wedding gifts market, but also the divorce gifts market.” [21:10]

— Simon Rich on Arts & Seizures