The Holograms are supposed to perform at the Great Wall, but a series of extremely unlikely coincidences involving the Jem Star earrings leave Joe, Kristen, and Madeline unimpressed. Also, they’re called ‘cable cars’.

Our weekly Jem song is ‘Love Unites Us’, performed by Britta Phillips and CWTA Podcast’s intro/outro song is ‘Bizarre Dub Triangle’, by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.

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