Did you ever want a Jem episode about a depressed, nihilistic orphan? Great news, this PSA is for you! Joe and Kristen yell episode quotes away from their microphones and talk about Homestar Runner. Face it, CWTAJ, you’re addicted to the drugs!

Our weekly Jem song is ‘Alone Again’. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'Groove Is in the Heart (Instrumental)' by Deee-Lite and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.