Ah, the 80s. A time where trying to be inclusive just makes you look really insensitive in retrospect.

Either way, this week we meet token American Bishounen/Genius Chip Chase! He uses his several college degrees and little fourteen year old boy brain to help the Autobots with.... Uh...........

Well, let's not think too hard about it.

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