It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I’m talking about high school, of course. Learn how to describe your fellow students in this episode.

Slow dialog: 1:32
Explanations: 3:26
Fast dialog: 18:31

Cheech: Is this your old yearbook?

Boo: Yeah, I found it while cleaning out my closet.

Cheech: Look at your picture! You look like you were an honor roll student.

Boo: Don’t be fooled. I was just an average student, not the valedictorian, but not a dropout either.

Cheech: Who is that? She’s very pretty.

Boo: That’s my friend Marlene. In high school, she was good at everything. She had a high GPA and took every availableAP class.

Cheech: So she was a nerd.

Boo: No, not at all. She was also a jock, a member of lots of student clubs, and was student body president.

Cheech: Wow, she must have been popular.

Boo: She was, but she wasn’t stuck-up. She got along with everybody, not just the football players and cheerleaders. She was friends with geeks and goths, too. Everybody liked her.

Cheech: Where is she now? Do you still keep in touch?

Boo: Yes, of course. She’s doing very well and is very successful.

Cheech: And single?

Boo: Yeah, but you’re not her type.

Cheech: And what type is that?

Boo: You? Definitely a druggie.

Script by Dr. Lucy Tse