The Louvre heist isn't just a simple burglary case, it's glaring proof that French institutional stupidity has reached heights worthy of a Nobel Prize. When the password for the world's most prestigious museum's computer system is... "LOUVRE," you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Through the biting analyses of three philosophers – Maxime Rovere, Quentin Delval, and Alain Bentolila – this text dissects how mediocrity has comfortably settled into our institutions, how stupidity has become contagious, and why nobody wanted to sound the alarm. Between salvaging sarcasm and muscular intellectual analysis, discover how France, homeland of the Enlightenment, ended up protecting its national treasures with the security of a 1970s provincial museum. Because sometimes reality exceeds the most grotesque fiction, and it's time to escape the collective trap of complacency before it's too late.