First off, I have to note that I do have fun doing the artwork for these episodes.

Where were we? Oh yeah. Somewhere in the late 50s, early 60s. And Hank Ballard has a new song that's picking up traction in Baltimore thanks to the Buddy Deane Show, when suddenly it gets yoinked out from under him by a newcomer from Philadelphia.

That newcomer is named Chubby Checker, and the song is (surprise!) "The Twist," which rockets to the top of the charts just a few weeks after Dick Clark features Checker on his Saturday night show. Suddenly the floodgates open up and the nation is awash in Twist records for two years. I'm talking about a couple of dozen songs at least, and those are just the ones that made the charts.

No wonder The Beatles just walked in and took over. I kid! They'd have done that anyway.

This didn't make it into the show for some reason (though it's in the transcript), but Ballard wasn't even mad about Chubby Checker (and Dick Clark) hijacking his record. You see, Ballard's label didn't have a lot of confidence in it—hence its placement on a B side—and as one of the writers, Ballard made a pile of money on it anyway. Plus, his version peaked at Number 28 the same week Checker's version reached Number 1 the first time around. And Dick Clark made it up to Ballard by promoting his other single, "Finger Poppin' Time," which was at Number 7 that same week. So, all's well that ends well.

And, as promised, here's the Chubby Checker/Fat Boys video for ye. Man, I thought rap in the 80s was just the most fun.

Click here for a transcript of this episode.

Click here to become a patron of the show.