This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about our current, and Jay's favorite, season.

Topics, roughly:

Beatni(c)ks
Spoopiness vs. Spookiness
Fat bears
Seasons (and hemispheres)
Symbolism and secular ritual
Jay's very specific Halloween costumes
Disappointing bats
Asymmetrically recognizable couples' costumes
Inaccurate TMNT journalism
Over the Garden Wall
Costume Quest
MediEvil
Silent Hill playthroughs
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Corn and/or mud mazes
Knitting
Ginger Snaps (and elaborate homages)
Curious chickens
Vincent Price
Internal hairdo buttresses
Flannel and layers and warm drinks