Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It has been requested that since it is Emmett’s birthday this weekend that I should, perhaps, refrain from being mean to her. I suppose I could do that. After all, she is an old, wilted, delicate flower that is approaching the autumn of her youth. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door.

For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/