ASS the new year progrASSes, so do the variety of TJ events worldwide. WhereaASS the Weltturbojugendtage addrASS a global audience, our annual Turbojugend UASSA centered gathering in Las VegASS takes place May 26th-28th celebrating the 10th anniversary of the event.

Reverend Dave is the MASSter of DesASSter who organizes Turbojugend activities talks bands, the new place-to-be ASS well ASS some behind the scenes facts of the current Evel Pie situation. Whats gonna happen at HennASSey's ? Count the ASSes in this text and take a bloody gASS.