Talk about a schizophrenic lifestyle - yes, we did talk about keeping your drinking habits in good order, we ranted about being sober for some time. Enter Lonkero, a Finnish long drink out of a can that has many fans in the Turbojugend univarse and even climbed his way up into the spheres of MVP status. A true MVP (Most Valuable Patch) powered by the mighty TJ Kyrkslätt .