Round 1: A Marine Corps grad and fancy Columbia grad school boy set miltwitter ablaze this week with talk about the officer and enlisted divide. We’ll see if it’s real or really a bunch of bullshit. Round 2: Young Thug is currently going through a RICO trial. The opening statement of his defense attorney would make all E-4s and below impressed by the spin zone he delivers. Because of that, we’ll go through some of the best military excuses we’ve come across.

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